What do insects learn at school?
Mothmatics.
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What game do mice love to play?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?