Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Which singer could always break a five?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What car does Yoda® drive?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?