What's the beach's favorite movie?
Dune.
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What do math teachers eat?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?