Why was the man stuck at the party?
He couldn't get past the elephant in the room.
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What game do bats excel at?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?