Why do cats always get what they want?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
A book just fell on my head.
How do bees get to school?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Which music festival was full of lumber?