Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
How is cat food sold?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?