What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Which president loved to take baths?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What fairy loves to count?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?