How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What's the politest month?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?