What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Roller coasters.
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?