Why did the boxer take so many naps?
He was constantly hitting the sack.
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Where are average things manufactured?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?