What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?