What do you call a famous turtle?
Why did the frog starve?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why are fish such good architects?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What fish only swims at night?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?