How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What's the noisiest food?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?