What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Presidentures.
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
How do you organize a space party?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Which former US President was always cold?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What game does chlorine never lose?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
How long will dinner be?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What school subject really rocks?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Which bug is related to you?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?