What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What do you call a silly hill?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
How do you organize a space party?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?