Which animal loves to have a good time?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?