What branch of the military accepts newborns?
The infantry.
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
How do birds threaten one another?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What animal likes to party the most?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?