What branch of the military accepts newborns?
The infantry.
What do you call a singing rodent?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why is furniture so generous?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?