How does the moon cut her hair?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why do cubes make great referees?
When does a horse talk?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
That bird won't stop squawking.