What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?