What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Where was Noah born?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?