Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What is the strongest animal?