What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What words make the best athletes?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?