What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What do you call a small mom?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
