What is the opposite of coffee?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What birds make average students?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why was the mime upset?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why is furniture so generous?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?