What did the wolf say to the flea?
Stop bugging me.
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?