What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What was the first animal in space?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Do dads always snore?