Board Game With A Twist
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble on the road. I asked him, What's the word on the street?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What day is your mom always right?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Where does breakfast live?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What does a lion call an antelope?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
How do horses stay in such great shape?