What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why are cars magic?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What sweet treat never panics?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?