Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?