What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
How does a witch play loud music?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?