Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?