Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?