Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
How do you care for a sick bird?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?