Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What did the confused bee say?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
When is a black dog not a black dog?