What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?