What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
How do you organize a space party?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?