What is a robot's favorite snack?
Computer chips.
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why do all the planets get along?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do you call a sad latte?