What is the emptiest holiday?
Holloween.
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why is furniture so generous?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Families are like fudge.
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?