Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
He was bacon in the sun!
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why do cats love to work?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?