What bird is losing its hair?
A bald eagle.
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
How do you arrest a pig?
What's the richest basketball team?