What bird is losing its hair?
A bald eagle.
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
When do astronauts eat?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?