Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Candy corn.
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What is the coolest country?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What words make the best athletes?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What do you call an artistic dog?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?