Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Candy corn.
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Which animals make the best football players?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.