How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why do all the planets get along?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What's the opposite of irony?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?