Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Where do they produce Christian films?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?