What's the opposite of irony?
Wrinkly.
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What fairy loves to count?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
How do you make a bandstand?
Which relative loves rice?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?