What's the opposite of irony?
Wrinkly.
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Families are like fudge.
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What's the scariest letter?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
How do bees get to school?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?