Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
I don't know, but catscan.
What animal loves Indian food?
Which insect is the smartest?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why is a computer so smart?
What makes music in your hair?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
How do snowmen get information?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?