Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
I don't know, but catscan.
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why do cows wear bells?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Which computer won the talent show?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?