Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
I don't know, but catscan.
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Where are average things manufactured?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?