Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
She kept bringing Jell-O® salad.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do you call a sad latte?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What did summer say to spring?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
How does NASA organize a company party?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What's the most determined bird?
What's the friendliest pen?