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Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do stars celebrate in December?
How did the tree get lost?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?