What did the shower say to the toilet?
How much does freedom weigh?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?