What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
How do you arrest a pig?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?