Why do trees try new things so often?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why did the fish blush?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
How do birds threaten one another?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why did the echo get detention?
What does the sun drink out of?
How do you get straight A's?
Why do cubes make great referees?