What sport requires no movement at all?
Channel surfing.
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do naked fish play with?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What's the slowest 5k?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?