What sport requires no movement at all?
Channel surfing.
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What siblings are always sad?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?