What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
A school of fish.
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Where do actors go to pray?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why are all priests fit?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?