What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
They get fili-busted.
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do you call a tired tree?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
How does a taco bless the table?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Did you know about April 1st?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What type of car do planets buy?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?