What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What's black and white and red all over?
How do you get straight A's?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What does an evil hen lay?