Why don't oysters share their pearls?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?