Where do birds go on summer vacation?
The Canary Islands.
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What fish sings the best?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What does an attorney say when getting married?