Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Regular rocks are too heavy.
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?