Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Regular rocks are too heavy.
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do you call a pig thief?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Which bug is related to you?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What shape is bad at driving?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why are ghosts always single?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?