What shape is bad at driving?
A wrecked-angle.
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why are boxers good comedians?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why don't ants get sick?