What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
How do frogs get to work?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do naked fish play with?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
How are teens like cats?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?