Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What did the calf play in the school band?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?